Multipet Fuzzu Splatterbugs Zinger Catnip Cat Toy

Cats will relish swatting, squishing, and tossing these freakish fruities! Our secret ingredient…The best organic catnip in the whole wide world.

SILLY SCIENCE GIFT: The result of a screwy experiment gone wrong (just kidding), this wiggy bug is a bang-up gift for curious kitties.

SQUIGGLY WIGGLY FUN: Our buggy friends will shake their wiggly legs to taunt your kitty silly. Lightweight,…Flip ‘em in the air (if you dare).

TOP NOTCH QUALITY: Made with durable materials for long-lasting fun.

NON-TOXIC: Crafted from premium quality and durable non-toxic fabric, and stuffed with fiberfill.  Super-charged organic catnip releases an aromatic scent that’s irresistible to your kitty.

And the story begins like this:

Once upon a time, in a dark corner of Bob’s Science Lab…

With one calculated swat, Fluffy knocked the curiously glowing beaker of green liquid off the table. In what seemed like slow-mo, it crashed magnificently on the dank and sticky floor. You see, Bob liked his bananas while working and he was in the habit of leaving half-eaten ones about.

As fate would have it, a small cluster of oblivious fruit flies were milling about, directly under the toxic spill. A confusion of smoke, a big bang, and a BOOM filled the room…